End of the World
So the world didn’t even end. Bummer.
But wait, there’s still time! With NASA officially stating that there was no impending doom from the usual suspects – meteors, volcanoes, George Bush’s surprise re-election – we may have to look to some less-likely apocalypses. Here’s my pick for 2012!
Justin Bieber fan-girl rampage
Everyone runs in the same direction, speeding up the Earth’s rotation and causing it to age 1 billion years
Poisoned M & M’s
Somebody turns off the sun
The 75th Hunger Games
Tectonic plates pretend to be bumper cars
Vesuvius: This Time It’s Personal!
The internet breaks – Oh God! We’re doomed!!!
Happy end of the world, everyone!